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Badtux the Snarky PenguinIn a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin. Religious fundamentalists are motivated by the sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun -- and that this must be stopped. |
Tuesday, September 05, 2006Blame Canada!The U.S. Air Force has identified the primary threat to American soldiers in Afghanistan: Canadian soldiers. While the USAF has been unable to kill Osama bin Laden, they have proven over the past four years to be quite effective at killing Canadian soldiers.Contacted for comment by Penguin News International, a spokesman for Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper states, "We are not sure why the Americans killed our soldier, but we're sure they had their reasons. We support our President." Asked whether P.M. Harper had given President Bush a blow job when last visiting the White House, the spokesperson said "no no, that was just ice cream." He did, however, confirm rumors that P.M. Harper also gave President Bush a doormat with a Canadian maple leaf for the President to wipe his feet on. -- Badtux the Snarky Penguin Posted by: BadTux / 9/05/2006 11:50:00 AMComments:How do you find the time to keep track of all this stuff?# posted by BBC : 5/9/06 7:39 PM
Apparently, OBL is safe and sound as a guest of the Pakistani government, provided he remain a "peaceful citizen". So... we're getting our butts shot off for what reason again? Oh, and our boy "Steve" may not be George's lap dog, but he does seem to be begging for scraps at the table whilst licking his balls for all to see. Or was that his ass?
Oh come now. Stevey isn't Bush's poodle. Stevey is Bush's doormat. |
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"Keep fighting for freedom and justice, beloveds, but don't forget to have fun doin' it. Lord, let your laughter ring forth. Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce." -- Molly Ivins, 1944-2007
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men."
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