Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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Thursday, December 01, 2005

Bad penguin joke

From the Internets:

A vacationing penguin is driving his through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

-- Badtux the non-Arizona Penguin

Posted by: BadTux / 12/01/2005 03:00:00 PM  


Ha Ha Ha ;0)
# posted by SB Gypsy : 2/12/05 6:30 AM  

Bad, bad, bad!!! So bad that it's pretty funny!
# posted by Anonymous : 2/12/05 7:20 AM  

# posted by Lab Kat : 2/12/05 7:28 AM  

# posted by Fixer : 2/12/05 12:21 PM  

Man, that's gotta be great ice cream...
# posted by Mimus Pauly : 4/12/05 2:00 AM  

That was pretty funny! Ha hee hee
# posted by oldwhitelady : 4/12/05 1:01 PM  

Wait a second here: How is the penguin driving a car with no hands? He can't even eat a bowl of ice cream, and you expect us to believe he can turn a steering wheel?

I think you just made this story up.
# posted by Pope Horatio Tyrannosaurus Nixon Rex : 5/12/05 12:14 PM  

Dear Pope, they make special steering wheel extensions for people (or penguins) with no hands. They look like little knobs bolted to the steering wheel. To turn the car, you then push one way or the other with the stump of your arm or the hook on the end thereof (or with your flipper if you're a penguin).

Methinks you need to get with it on this handicapped access stuff, especially since our Preznit is so busy making more handicapped boys and girls every day by shipping them off to Iraq to have their arms and legs blown off!

- Badtux the Drivin' Penguin
# posted by BadTux : 5/12/05 12:59 PM  

Ohhhh man! tha's baad!
as in bad is good.
# posted by Anonymous : 6/12/05 6:51 PM  

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# posted by Anonymous : 11/8/06 10:21 PM  

That's gold badtux, comedic gold!
# posted by Evil Spock : 11/11/06 6:28 PM  

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