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Badtux the Snarky PenguinIn a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin. Religious fundamentalists are motivated by the sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun -- and that this must be stopped. |
Friday, June 15, 2007My name is Badtux, and I am an addictI have come to a shocking conclusion after five hours without high-speed Internet: I am an addict.Yes, I, Badtux, am an addict. I am addicted to speed. Dial-up simply will not do. I am addicted to YouTube and its continual plate of high-speed-internet-needed goodies. I am addicted to browsing the blogs at the speed of light (or at least the speed of Comcast!) from a location, located only a few miles from Google, that is akin to quenching one's thirst from a vast river of data that flows far faster than any mere mortal can drink. I... I... I am addicted to high speed Internet. The only good news about this addiction is that it is one which is not particularly harmful. And the withdrawal symptoms aren't that bad. I got to play with my new C and Bb pennywhistles that came today, as well as the SVEA 123 camping stove that was sitting on the stoop right beside the whistles. The dishes are chuckling away in the dishwasher, the clothes are swishing around in the washing machine. Still, it is disconcerting to this penguin to find out that he is an addict. Please pray to the Great Penguin for me, okay? -- Badtux the Addict Penguin Labels: irreverent silliness Posted by: BadTux / 6/15/2007 10:13:00 PMComments:I have come to the conclusion that I am a high-speed addict, also.I haven't had any problems since being on high-speed, it would drive me nuts if I lost access, then I would just run around the block until I could surf again, but I do that anyway, so my withdrawal symptoms wouldn't be noticable. # posted by niCk (Mem Beth) : 16/6/07 6:29 AM
me too, a explain my addiction away by saying that i truly do need it for my work, the brazilian porn is just something to pass the time. . .
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It can't be that bad... you manage to survive in the wilderness for days without browsing anything.
Prayers have been sent to the Great Penguin.
I could let you borrow my computer for a week, that will control your peed addiction!
I don't believe in the Great Penguin...
You are asking God to pray for you? Forget it, I don't even pray for myself. I pray for or to nothing.
Utube, big deal, it's mostly a bunch of monkeys and penguins screwing around.
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"Keep fighting for freedom and justice, beloveds, but don't forget to have fun doin' it. Lord, let your laughter ring forth. Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce." -- Molly Ivins, 1944-2007
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men."
-- Plato
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