Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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Saturday, April 28, 2007

If only I was 30 years younger...

I would want this girl to have my babies. A 16 year old girl running down three thieves who'd stolen a purse and a laptop computer while wearing a tiara, prom dress, and combat boots? Only in San Francisco!

And BTW, I watched the interview on the TV news. Erin Schrode is a tall skinny kid who does not give off a lesbian vibe, more of a Lola Granola vibe if you remember your Bloom County. Not that this penguin really cares.

I wonder if she's related to the small teenage girl who recently ran a race as fast as niCK (who is an experienced long distance runner) -- barefoot, without breaking a sweat. Hmm, no, wrong geographic location (Montgomery AL vs. Marin CA). Still, makes you wonder what they're putting in girls' water nowdays heh!

-- Badtux the Elderly Pervert Penguin

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Posted by: BadTux / 4/28/2007 12:34:00 PM  


Have your babies?!? Yikes! You mean you'd give up membership in VHEMT?

Of course, if you just like gals that catch crooks, well, here's a real sweetie for you: Venus Ramey. She caught two guys trying to steel metal from her farm. She even shot out the tire of their truck, so they couldn't get away. And, to top it off, she's a former Miss America! Of course, she was Miss America back in 1944, and she's 82 years old now. But, it seems that hasn't slowed her down. Here's the story about her apperance on the Jay Leno Tonight show on Friday night:


P.S. She's from Kentucky! She got a laugh when Jay asked her how'd she learned to shoot, and she responded that she's from Kentucky. :-)
# posted by Anonymous : 28/4/07 3:28 PM  

Wow. What a gal!
# posted by Share Cropper : 28/4/07 6:34 PM  

Yeah, Dave, I got the news flash on Venus Ramey. But she has the same problem as Erin Schrode -- she's temporarally incompatible. Sigh.

- Badtux the Middle-aged Penguin
# posted by BadTux : 28/4/07 6:43 PM  

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