Badtux the Snarky Penguin

In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Reaming continues...

$3.20 per gallon for regular at my local gas station (which is one of the cheaper ones in the city).

Here is what I want to do to oil company executives: Too bad penguins can't fly, or I'd do it to their face rather than to their shoe :-(.

-- Badtux the Poopy Penguin

Note: For more about penguin defecation than you ever wanted to know, check out this igNobel-prize-winning paper...

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Posted by: BadTux / 3/14/2007 09:16:00 PM  


Have at it. They're bleeding all our pockets dry.
# posted by pissed off patricia : 15/3/07 11:32 AM  

hey -- i'll lift ya up so you can do the duty in their faces...smle

yea..this sad to see...sigh!! it always goes up towards summer time -- in time for i'm dreading how much this year
# posted by azgoddess : 15/3/07 2:40 PM  

I'm rooting for ten bucks a gallon. If you monkeys are still driving too much, then I'll push for twenty bucks a gallon.
# posted by BBC : 15/3/07 2:51 PM  

I don't think I've ever seen a penguin take a dump, before. HA! That was very interesting.
# posted by oldwhitelady : 15/3/07 9:32 PM  


For once, I'm glad you didn't post this at my place. I sympathize with you, but goddamn....
# posted by Mimus Pauly : 15/3/07 10:59 PM  

There are some consolations to this fiasco: yesterday at the gas station, I watched the asshole next to me with the Bush/Cheney sticker pump one hundred dollars worth of gas into his Hummer. He looked at me and shook his head, as if to suggest that I should sympathize with his plight. I grinned mockingly in response.

Yes, it was childish of me, but selfish shiteaters like him are who put this gang of greedy, vindictive robber barons into office. No sympathy!
# posted by Gerald Fnord : 16/3/07 10:35 AM  

Mimus, I must admit the main reason I did not post it at your place was jealosy. Mockingbirds can fly, thus can take a dump right on the head of the greedy money-grubbin' bastards...

Fnord: True enough. Even with gas at $3.20 per gallon, a full fill-up of my motorized two-wheeled mule costs less than $20... and happens only after I've put 250+ miles on a tank of gas. 50+mpg sure comes in handy!

Of course, then there's my Jeep with its 15mpg. But I only use it to go shopping and for camping trips, so I only had to fill it up once in the past month, so I guess I can live with that...

- Badtux the Motorbike-ridin' Penguin
# posted by BadTux : 16/3/07 12:40 PM  

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