Badtux the Snarky Penguin

In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Iraq veto promised oh look! Shiny toys!

President Bush is promising to veto funding for the Iraq war because it contains advisory deadlines for withdrawal of troops, and over 25% of Iraqi reconstruction money was embezzeled by war-profiteers like Halliburton and ... oh wait! Over there! It's a bald panti-less washed up teeny bopper mousketeer getting out of rehab!

Sorry, as a typical American I have the attention span of a ferret oh look shiny toys! shiny things! Boyohboyohboyohboy! Oh wait! There's a washed out music producer on trial for murder having a bad hair day! Whoa boy howdy a penguin has to have priorities, y'know?

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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Posted by: BadTux / 3/21/2007 12:54:00 PM  

Comments:

you crack em up -- attention span of a ferret

naa, if it's not on american idol or survivor -- then it doesn't exist for the average american...sad smile
# posted by azgoddess : 21/3/07 1:28 PM  

Shiny objects! yeeaaaaaaah! What about lost Boy scouts? yeaaaaaahhh!
What about Britney Spears? yeeaaaah!
Shiny objects! Shiny objects! Weren't there some gruesome murders of white children today? yeeeaaaaah! Shiny objects!
# posted by TheCultureGhost : 21/3/07 2:02 PM  

Bush to actually veto something? Yeah, that'll be the day...
# posted by Comandante Agí : 21/3/07 2:03 PM  

Who the holy hell is the guy in that picture? John Bolton with his moustache shaved off?
# posted by Gerald Fnord : 21/3/07 4:19 PM  

Phil Spector? Bad hair! Shiny shiny! oooh!
poing poing poing...

- Badtux the Ferret Penguin
# posted by BadTux : 21/3/07 4:26 PM  

New toy store for the American public: Bright things and bits o' string 'R' us

Mixter
# posted by Mixter : 22/3/07 4:23 AM  

Don't pay attention to the news. Look at me, I'm all better now.

Oh, I'm out of rehab, but I still haven't found my panties. ;)

Support the president, becuase we should, that's why.
# posted by Britney Spears : 22/3/07 4:34 AM  

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