Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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Religious fundamentalists are motivated by the sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.

Saturday, January 27, 2007

What he said

Thought I’d just repeat Da Fixer’s injunction for those two or three people on this planet who still worship Dear Leader from the safety of their momma’s basement:

Lose the Cheetos and finish the keg, lardass. Off momma’s couch, drop the game controller, and head down to the recruiter’s office. Move it! Move it!

I know a whole buncha guys who still have “W-’04” stickers on their F-150s and Tahoes who are young and able-bodied enough to help our guys out. You know who you are, the ones who go around saying we should ‘kill all the ragheads’. The guys with the good union jobs who wouldn’t give that up for $25-grand a year and a tent in the desert, though they can talk tough over a six-pack at lunch.

Talk is cheap. Our Army and Marine Corps are at the breaking point. ‘Supporting’ the troops with a yellow ribbon on your pickup just won’t cut it anymore. At this point, put up or shut up.

And for all you wingnut bloggers who are ‘fighting the war of ideas online’, the Chimp’s gonna do what he’s gonna do and he doesn’t need cheerleaders anymore – no one’s listening to you anyway, nobody believes your horseshit anymore. Time for you to trade keyboard for rifle. We need sharpshooters more than bullshitters.

If you support this war and you’re not prepared to go and ‘kill some ragheads’, shut the fuck up and let us figure out a way to end it, you spineless turds.

What he said, except more politely since, unlike him, I ain’t some ex-Special-Forces type with the street cred to spout off like that :-) .

– Badtux the Admiring Penguin

Posted by: BadTux / 1/27/2007 12:22:00 AM  


I like teh shrill.
# posted by K. Ron Silkwood : 27/1/07 9:08 AM  

Shrill is the new black. Heh ...
# posted by Fixer : 27/1/07 4:18 PM  

Ah, nothing like a dose of harsh reality.
# posted by Evil Spock : 27/1/07 8:58 PM  

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