Badtux the Snarky Penguin

In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.

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Thursday, November 16, 2006

Spammers suck...

Got a couple of comment spams, so now only registered Blogger users can post comments. Hopefully the comment spammers will go away in a bit and I can open comments back up, but it's too hard to clean up while I don't have good access to the Internets...

Badtux the "Are you SURE it's illegal to kill spammers?" Penguin

Posted by: BadTux / 11/16/2006 08:36:00 AM  


spam spam spam - just kidding!!!

hope your day is going better now
# posted by azgoddess : 16/11/06 9:46 AM  

I looked into Spam. It's basically pork shoulder in a tin can. So I tried it. It's salty and loaded with fat, but edible. I could eat this in a pinch. By no means will it ever become a staple in my diet.

But Internet Spam? What gives here? Nobody wants this, so why is it still around?
# posted by Mimus Pauly : 16/11/06 2:29 PM  

It's still around because the law protects spammers. Otherwise natural selection would swiftly eliminate from the gene pool all those who have the tendency to spam ("Mr. Spammer, meet Mr. Shotgun!").

I say we need a hunting season for spammers, just like we have a hunting season for other nuisance animals such as deer and rabbits. That'll at least reduce our spammer problem to reasonable proportions. Only problem is, I hear that spammer isn't good eating... too much fat and cholesterol, and the meat tastes of Cheetos.

- Badtux the not-politically-correct Penguin
# posted by BadTux : 16/11/06 4:52 PM  

Spammer: Pond Scum.
# posted by BBC : 16/11/06 5:33 PM  

I'm a vegetarian, so SPAM is off limits.

I do have info on increasing your length and girth. Increase breast size for the ladies . . .
# posted by Evil Spock : 16/11/06 5:51 PM  

The ladies of my acquaintance are always amused to receive penis enhancement spams...

- Badtux the also-amused Penguin
# posted by BadTux : 16/11/06 11:01 PM  

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