Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Wishful thinking

Bush has announced that he's unwilling to live with a nuclear North Korea.

I'll throw in $5 towards the funeral expenses. Anybody else?

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Posted by: BadTux / 10/11/2006 04:55:00 PM  


I'll chip in ten.
# posted by BBC : 11/10/06 6:55 PM  

I'll see BBC's ten and raise him five...
# posted by andrew : 12/10/06 4:55 AM  

Nice of him to volunteer, I'll throw in a twenty
# posted by niCk (Mem Beth) : 12/10/06 7:23 AM  

I'll match Nick (Mem Beth)'s twenty and donate a wreath made of uncleared brush...
# posted by Mimus Pauly : 12/10/06 8:03 AM  

I'll see Mimus's twenty and raise you another ten. Oh, wait, that's poker.

Truth be told, if King George would off himself, I would pay all the funeral expenses. Yep, a plain pine box and a lot at the Pauper's cemetary. My guess is I wouldn't have to budget for flowers, what with Mimus's wreath and all.
# posted by Red State Blues : 12/10/06 8:39 AM  

I will see what I have in my savings account. ;-)
# posted by Ole Blue The Heretic : 12/10/06 8:41 AM  

Lessee, as of now, that's a hundred bucks, plus whatever Ole Blue has. that should be enough to put Dubya's carcass on a Greyhound outa town...
# posted by andrew : 12/10/06 10:11 AM  

I'll bring the beer.
# posted by Chester N. Scoville : 12/10/06 11:00 AM  

I'm not willing to spend any more than absolutely necessary for the funeral, but I'll go all out for the wake--booze, hot snacks, healthy alternatives for those kinds of people.
# posted by John : 12/10/06 1:24 PM  

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