Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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Friday, June 23, 2006

Bleh. Lettuce

Penguins were not meant to be eating lettuce with a fat free balsamic vinaigrette. Bleh.

Yeah, project Quit Waddling So Much still underway. Somewhat derailed today by an office event full of bratwurst and sauerkraut put forth by a very earnest German employee of the company who was intent upon converting us all to German food. Okay, it was good, dude. But look, I'll be walking all weekend to get back on the caloric (im)balance that I need to get where the doc wants me, dude! Oh well, it was good. But I've had enough brats and kraut for a while, that's for sure...

- Badtux the Waddling Penguin

Posted by: BadTux / 6/23/2006 11:03:00 PM  


I know what you mean. I've been stuffing my face for so long, I'm going to have to have my jaws wired shut to stop munching. Lettuce sounds good. Fat free dressing doesn't, but I guess once we get used to it...
# posted by oldwhitelady : 24/6/06 5:39 PM  

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