Wednesday, January 18, 2006
He vants to drink your blood!
From Minnesota, home of Jesse Ventura, comes the latest and greatest candidate for governor: A vampire. It appears that, given that the nation is already run by blood-sucking monsters, this candidate, Jonathon The Impaler, wants to make it official.
Guess you gotta give him credit for being an honest politician, at least. In the meantime, I leave you with this other picture of a blood sucking monster:
VP Dick Cheney preparing to bathe in the blood of virgins
-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
Posted by: BadTux / 1/18/2006 08:39:00 AM
Hey, you might've put up a warning before you posted that picture! Some of us are trying to eat.
# posted by Aaron : 18/1/06 3:05 PM
*spits drink on monitor*
# posted by Lab Kat : 18/1/06 6:15 PM
One, one Swift Boat Smear! Ha ha ha!
Two, two Swift Boat Smears! Ha ha ha!
# posted by TheGreenKnight : 18/1/06 7:48 PM
Yipes Tux,it's way too early for you to be scaring me like that.Admittedly though,I think the veep is a vamp and sleeps in a closet hanging upside down.I just wanna know how he hides the bat wings under those suits.
# posted by An Angry Old Broad : 19/1/06 4:32 AM
That boy is fugly! Imagine having to see that face first thing in the morning. Yuck.
How can anyone tell if he's in pain?
# posted by Debra : 19/1/06 6:51 AM
I almost shot the monitor!
# posted by Ole Blue The Heretic : 19/1/06 8:28 AM
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