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Badtux the Snarky PenguinIn a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin. Religious fundamentalists are motivated by the sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun -- and that this must be stopped. |
Thursday, November 03, 2005Soviet-era gulags under new managementThe Party, after all, needs some place to stash unseemly brown people who object to U.S. soldiers in their homeland... I mean, c'mon. Sure, every right wing freak in America would go ballistic if, say, China stationed entire divisions worth of soldiers, tanks, and fighter jets within our own borders. But look, double standards are fine and dandy, because we're by god the United States of America and thus never wrong and always right even if the CIA butt-fucks and tortures to death every one of them darkies, whether they've done anything to deserve it or not...I once read a document which said something like this: Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted. It also said something like this: No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand jury But we all know that this document was just some Commie plot to destroy America, and thus fine to ignore! - Badtux the Snarky Penguin Posted by: BadTux / 11/03/2005 11:41:00 PMComments:All I wanna know is, will this prison torture thing be applied equitably across the board? For instance, can we waterboard and electrocute the genitals of DeLay, Frist, Rove, Libby, and Cheney, when they arrive in the pokey? Cuz then I wouldn't have as much of a problem with it.# posted by Aaron : 4/11/05 8:41 AM
Perish the thought! Delay, Frist, Rove, Libby, and Cheney aren't pesky furriner brown people, so waterboarding is out of the question! What, you'd apply this "torture" stuff to good Aryan white folk? Heresy!
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"Keep fighting for freedom and justice, beloveds, but don't forget to have fun doin' it. Lord, let your laughter ring forth. Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce." -- Molly Ivins, 1944-2007
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