Badtux the Snarky Penguin

In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.

Religious fundamentalists are motivated by the sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.


Thursday, June 23, 2005

Thursday Penguin Porn Blogging

I don't know what these two guys are doing, but it looks kinky, whatever it is:

We should get the Attorney General out there to arrest them for the crime of having fun, methinks. What's the use of a War on Fun(tm) if the critters still get to have fun?!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

PS: there is no conspiracy.

Posted by: BadTux / 6/23/2005 04:57:00 PM  

Comments:

I knew there was a conspiracy.

I'll have to organize amphibians to stop them. We can have an...

amphibious assault team!
# posted by DBK : 23/6/05 7:30 PM  

I was thinking of you today Snarky. While waiting at a light, a white box van went by with large green lettering on the side that proclaimed: Penguin Meat Supply. I thought at first it was a fellow penguinoholic selling beefsteak. Then I thought back to your porn blogging and figured it might be where the snarky pics are produced. So I looked them up on the internets. This is what I found. Checkout under P for porn. It seems they're not just enticing the waddlers in for a rotund romp and a few holiday snaps.
# posted by Holy Galloping Gorbachevs : 24/6/05 9:21 AM  

Mr. Frogsdong, an amphibious amphibian assault team sounds just yummy. What's for desert?

Mr. Gorbachevs: I will report this to The Conspiracy. This company *will* be stopped! Penguins of the world, unite against your oppressors!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
# posted by BadTux : 24/6/05 10:21 AM  

Kinky? Sorry, but I don't think so. I believe they are discussing religion.
# posted by oldwhitelady : 25/6/05 6:43 AM  

Or perhaps they are conspiring...
# posted by BadTux : 25/6/05 8:37 AM  

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