Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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Friday, December 17, 2004

We have no morale problems in Iraq

Why, our soldiers are just overjoyed, overjoyed I say! to be scrounging scrap metal out of dumps in order to armor their vehicles. So overjoyed that they would never, EVER shoot themself in the foot or in the leg in order to keep from being sent back into combat.

Nossiree, when their Commander in Chief shits on them, our brave soldiers grin and say, "Give me more, sir!", just like good troopers should!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Posted by: BadTux / 12/17/2004 01:56:00 PM  


How's it going, Badtux? Haven't seen you in awhile.

Yesiree, we are so glad to have a commander-in-chief that supports our troops with such ferocity that while they are getting shot at in Iraq, they must be taught about compassionate conservatism: You have to pull yourself up by the bootstraps.

C'mon, these welfare queen soldiers want handouts all of a sudden? That armor is gonna have to come out of the taxes of the rich fat white people that make this country great! Maybe they could have some cheese with that whine!
# posted by Dr. Haus : 18/12/04 11:40 AM  

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