Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Democrats are nice to teachers!

The Coultergeist (sorry, no linky, I won't drive hits to the harpy) has come up with the latest crime that the Democrats are guilty of: They're being nice to teachers.

Good call, Republicons! Everybody knows that the best way to deal with the people who are raising your children (because you're too self-centered, selfish, apathetic, and/or stupid to do it yourself) is not to be nice to them. If your kid isn't doing well in school, remember, it's not your kid's fault for being lazy, apathetic, or just plain stupid. It's the teacher's fault! Why, if the teacher wasn't so selfish as to work for almost nothing for twelve hours a day during the school year trying to pound some knowledge into the heads of ungrateful little brats who would rather be anywhere else, if she'd just wave her little magic wandy thingy abra cadabra like Hairy Potter, your kid would be a genius instead of an ignorant, self-centered apathetic idiot!

Yessirree, them Demon-craps. They just don't know how to treat teachers. Why, they say teachers ought to be paid more to deal with your demon spawn? Oh the horror! They say teachers ought to have better working conditions rather than working in dungeon-like Early Industrial settings with leaky roofs and drafty windows? To the gallows with them! Why, ever good Republican knows that the only way to deal with a teacher is to come in with a belt and start walloping the hell out of her for ruining your child with them thare "idears" thingies, yessiree!

So remember, boys and girls: Vote Republicans. Because them Demoncraps, why, they're... they're... nice to teachers. GASP!

-- Badtux the Snarky Former Teacher Penguin

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Posted by: BadTux / 8/01/2007 06:24:00 PM  


Interesting journey, isn't it?
# posted by BBC : 1/8/07 6:53 PM  

Andy needs a swift kick in the nads.
# posted by sumo : 1/8/07 11:11 PM  

Whenever you're nice, it must be self-serving, right?
# posted by Mariamariacuchita : 2/8/07 8:14 AM  

Hello, Mr Peguin.
And Darn it!
I was sorta looking forward to the introduction of the electrical shock to the genitalia of teachers for the purposes of improving test scores.

There seems to be little point in updating my resume after reading this.
# posted by Progressive Traditionalist : 3/8/07 6:42 PM  

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