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Badtux the Snarky PenguinIn a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin. Religious fundamentalists are motivated by the sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun -- and that this must be stopped. |
Thursday, July 19, 2007The cyborg threat to national security!HTML bearbeiten! Verfassen! Vorshau! Yes, my German lessons at the hand of blogger.com continue. And now, drum roll please, the nation's top cop has the scoop on the next big crime threat: Man-machine cyborgs in the employ of organized crime gangs. Yeah, just like in the manga.It is with a sense of disappointment that I read further and realize that this guy is the top cop of Australia, not of the United States. What, we no longer have the monopoly on moronic coppers here in the old USA? We're no longer #1 in the moronic coppers business? I simply refuse to believe it. After all, a nation where our top copper predicts terror attacks by scrying his stomach growls (and perhaps by how much his corns ache) simply HAS to have a top copper, somewhere, who predicts future threats to the nation equally as fantastical. He just hasn't managed to make it to a microphone yet to utter his screed, that's all!
-- Badtux the "USA! USA! USA!" Penguin
Labels: irreverent silliness, war on terror Posted by: BadTux / 7/19/2007 04:57:00 PMComments:Keelty said..."A lot of those skills will have to be imported into policing and probably exist more so in the private sector."Mr Keelty said it was hard to estimate how much money the AFP would need to combat technology-based crime..." He's shilling for his ne'erdowell nephew who's studying IT in college and will need a job. Notice he's already decided he's going to need a massive increase in his budget. And all because he took his little niece to see Transformers. Or maybe he reembered seeing AI. Amazing. # posted by Lurch : 20/7/07 8:51 AM |
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