Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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Religious fundamentalists are motivated by the sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.


Wednesday, April 25, 2007

If our leaders don't lie, the terrorists win!

Jessica Lynch told Congress, "The bottom line is the American people are capable of determining their own ideals for heroes, and they don’t need to be told elaborate lies."

Silly girl. Everybody knows that if our leaders don't lie, the TERRORISTS WIN! And Little Baby Jesus will cry. Haven't you heard? Mayor Rudy says that if lying politicians can't be elected to office, another terrorist attack will happen. Because, you know, no terrorist attack has ever happened while a Republican President was in office, or while a Republican Mayor was in charge of New York city. And the only proper response to al Qaeda bombing the World Trade Center in 1993 was... uhm... moving the city's disaster management center into the World Trade Center? WTF?! But hey, none of that matters, because Mayor Rudy looks simply mahhhhvelous in pink... So remember, boys and girls. We must elect politicians that lie (especially politicians who look pretty in pink), or the terrorists will swim across the Atlantic Ocean with knives between their teeth, sneak into our bedrooms at night, and kill us all!!!!!

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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Posted by: BadTux / 4/25/2007 12:25:00 PM  

Comments:

i wonder if little baby jesus will ever grow up?? geeze how much longer do they think that will work...i've seen the proof -- his all layed up there on the cross...people wear them around around their necks...he's all grown up!!! tongue outta cheek now

great post!!

if you haven't watched it already -- watch the power of nightmares...talks about how the terrorists are all made up...poof!
# posted by azgoddess : 25/4/07 1:25 PM  

All I know is that I'm terrified. Really, really scared. Oh. My. Thank goodness the Republicans will save us all. From the terrorists and ourselves.

Mixter
# posted by Mixter : 25/4/07 3:02 PM  

Remind me to stay out of the ocean...I'll stop surfing now.
# posted by sumo : 25/4/07 3:59 PM  

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