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Badtux the Snarky PenguinIn a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin. Religious fundamentalists are motivated by the sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun -- and that this must be stopped. |
Monday, April 23, 2007Beware the Poetry of Mass Destruction!I always suspected that English professors assigned poetry in their classes as a mechanism for torturing undergrads, but now we find out that it can explode too, causing an entire college campus to be evacuated? Oooh, poetry of mass destruction! How *dare* a professor be guilty of driving while brown and carrying a box of poetry to the dumpster. Doesn't he know that al Qaeda is targetting dumpsters outside of Podunk University for destruction? Why, I think Osama bin Laden issued a jihad just the other day saying "All your dumpster are belong to us." Oh the horror!-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin Labels: prison state USA, sick society, war on brown people Posted by: BadTux / 4/23/2007 01:36:00 PMComments:It was the recycling. Everyone knows recycling is a pinko commie plot. No plane ride for him. Sneaking around in a white VW convertible covered with decals.# posted by Bryan : 23/4/07 2:00 PM
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Well...that sucked the big one!
I knew it! There IS a war on recycling! Just imagine all those nasty paper cuts he could have inflicted. |
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"Keep fighting for freedom and justice, beloveds, but don't forget to have fun doin' it. Lord, let your laughter ring forth. Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce." -- Molly Ivins, 1944-2007
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men."
-- Plato
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