Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Testing
Naked pictures of Ann Coulter are NOT located here. This is just a test to see whether I get lots of Google hits from perverts looking for nude pictures of Ann Coulter. Heck, let's throw in Michelle Malkin too. Don't get your nude pictures of Michelle Malkin here! Michelle Malkin nude pictures! Ann Coulter nude pictures! Everything not here!
What are you, some kinda *sicko* lookin' fer that kinda stuff here?!
-- Badtux the Hit-whoring Penguin
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Labels: humor, internet, nude ann coulter, nude michelle malkin
Posted by: BadTux / 3/14/2007 01:55:00 PM
Comments:
But... but... I WANT naked nude pictures of Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin.
Together.
In a lesbian encounter.
(Isn't THAT enough to make you hurl?)
# posted by andrew618 : 14/3/07 2:13 PM
Thank you for not posting nude pictures of Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin. Please continue not to post them.
# posted by K. Ron Silkwood : 14/3/07 3:00 PM
I hope you have the appropriate troll swatter available.
It works even better if you post pictures of cats, or something, and name them notcoulter.png and/or notmalkin.png.
Search engines are particularly discriminating.
# posted by Bryan : 14/3/07 3:12 PM
Now, if you'd said photos of Coulter's genitalia, you'd have been blown right off your server.......
# posted by Lurch : 14/3/07 6:07 PM
I've found that horse masturbation and sailor moon sex brings the most hits.
# posted by NewsBlog 5000 : 14/3/07 9:56 PM
Good point. I have now posted cat pictures that are not ann coulter nude or michelle malkin nude. Hopefully that'll make the googlebots get in on it!
And yeah, I have a *great* troll swatter...
# posted by BadTux : 14/3/07 10:14 PM
LOL
The kitties are so pretty. You probably could have used "pussy cat" or some part of that phrase and got lots more hits. ;)
# posted by pissed off patricia : 15/3/07 11:35 AM
Over at my place, WHERE YOU STOLE THIS IDEA, I suggested:
Maybe, in the name of science, you should use "Michelle Malkin nude." Then we could link to each other creating, if not Google-bombs, at least a small Google-shoot-out. Next, we collect statistics and write it up for one of the high-paying journals of blogging science. To be really scientific, we should gete a third blogger to litter their site with "Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin Jello wrestling." Of course they might have to have their imagination surgically removed afterwards.
I still think it's a good idea. Everyone knows Malikin is insanely jealous of Coulter (who is authentically Aryan and a New England WASP while Michelle was a green card baby). And, the College Republican boys seem to think both of them are "hawt!!!" But, so far, no one has attempted to measure their relative desirability among the College Republican boys, not even Sadly No!
This is our chance to advance blogger science into realms where it really shouldn't go. All we need is the third partner... Bryan???
Whuddyasay?
# posted by John : 15/3/07 1:42 PM
PS - So what has this done to your traffic? And why doesn't my Gravatar show up?
# posted by John : 15/3/07 1:44 PM
I hate to think of what sorts of folks you are courting by using Malkin and Coulter as your nudies, Better to use Britney Spears and Beyonce Knowles.
# posted by Scorpio : 15/3/07 1:54 PM
Malkin and Coulter Jello wrestling?
That's too tame. How about having them tag-team O'Reilly and Limbaugh?
Can't you just imagine Malking smearing greasy liver-flavored Jello all over Limbaugh's fat, floppy belly?
(Gawd, I can see it on CNN now: "Mass Vomiting Across Nation, film at 11")
# posted by andrew618 : 15/3/07 2:24 PM
Great pics, BadTux.
I stole it from you, John, and gave you a link, but I pay for my bandwidth and don't need any surges which is why I never mention these people by name on my blog.
# posted by Bryan : 15/3/07 2:25 PM
haa haa haa.....
# posted by azgoddess : 15/3/07 2:41 PM
Cats look good, but I need brain bleach for the Coulter/Malkin thing.
# posted by Fixer : 15/3/07 4:35 PM
What does it say about my readership that this post is the one on my front page that has the most comments? Hmm...
John, I'm pretty sure I didn't steal this idea directly from you. Unless you run PSOTD. While I check out your blog from time to time, I don't recall anything there about Ann Coulter nude. Or maybe my brain went into denial when I saw it. Hmm...
As for traffic, it's too soon to say. I doubt there will be much there tho. Too much of the posting appears on the search results page :-}.
# posted by BadTux : 15/3/07 4:57 PM
In place of showing a sexual encounter between C & M, just post a video of bangin' two 2x4s together. One white pine and one mahogany. You could paint little faces and other details on them. People would get the idea without getting sick.
We get a lot of comments on our titti (Heh, I said titti)!lating posts as well.
# posted by Gordon : 18/3/07 11:18 AM
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