Badtux the Snarky Penguin

In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.

Religious fundamentalists are motivated by the sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.

Monday, March 26, 2007

Radical Islam in my sock drawer!

Courtesy of The Truffle, I find out that creepy Little Rickie Santorum of fetus fondling fame (and one-time senator from Pennsylvania) is making a movie about the danger that "radical Islam" poses to America.

So... does "radical Islam" have the world's best tanks, like Nazi Germany had? Or maybe "radical Islam" has thousands of nuclear-tipped missiles pointing at us, like the Soviet Union had? Or maybe "radical Islam" has dozens of battleships and aircraft carriers like Imperial Japan had?


What's that you're mumbling, Little Rickie? Box cutters, you say? BOX CUTTERS?! That's all that "radical Islam"'s got? Well poopers. Box cutters might have worked one time. But they done shot their wad, nobody's going to kill thousands of Americans with box cutters again. Oooh, I'm just SOOOOO scared that swarthy brown fellers armed with... box cutters... are gonna swim the Atlantic with these things clenched in their teeth, sneak into our sock drawers during the day while we're out at work, then emerge at night to KILL US ALL! Yeah, I'm just SHAKIN' in my boots (well, if penguins wore boots, anyhow)...

Methinks that Little Ricky needs to lay off the hillbilly heroin. Ya think?

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin


Posted by: BadTux / 3/26/2007 09:42:00 PM  


I think he's jealous that Al Gore won an Oscar, so he's gotta give film making a shot.

# posted by Mixter : 27/3/07 4:16 AM  

he needs to lay off of something -- and we need to start ignoring his babbling...makes no sense!

all he's trying to do is spread fear-based lies to get back into the good graces of the puppet masters...let's just ignore him -- shall we?
# posted by azgoddess : 27/3/07 8:30 AM  

Why must radical Christian theocrats like Rick Santorum and radical Islamic theocrats like Osama bin Laden always fight? They should read the work of a distinguished scholar like Dinesh D'Souza and realize just how much fundamentalist Christianity and fundamentalist Islam have in common.

Then, and only then, will theocrats of both persuasions be able to join together in a spirit camaraderie and brotherhood, to ruthlessly stamp out the real enemies - liberal secular Western democracy.
# posted by Gerald Fnord : 27/3/07 9:08 AM  

The problem, AZ, is that he's just babbling the same nonsense that I hear from other tighty-righties, and the tighty-righties are some 27% of the population, and you can't ignore that much of the population (not wisely, anyhow). It's always wise to make fun of the tighty-righties when they start babbling nonsense, embarrassment is the only thing that ever shuts them up. Besides, it's fun!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
# posted by BadTux : 27/3/07 11:52 AM  

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