Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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Religious fundamentalists are motivated by the sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.


Monday, March 26, 2007

Gonzo is *SO* Gone

From World Nut Daily, voice of crazed Republican fanatics everywhere: Embattled AG now accused in sex scandal 'cover-up'; Attorney General Gonzales among officials who allegedly ignored abuse of minor boys.

Oh brother. If you're a Republican and World Nut Daily has turned on you, it means that the Party has turned on you. Better polish up your resume, Gonzo. I hear the Bush mansion in Kennebunkport needs a new gardener...

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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Posted by: BadTux / 3/26/2007 02:41:00 PM  

Comments:

So, am I missing something, or is there a whole, like, thing with Republicans, boy molestation coverups? Just askin'...

Mixter
# posted by Mixter : 26/3/07 3:10 PM  

I know. I thought about adding the line "Your Republican Party: molester of boys everywhere", but decided that went a LEEETLE bit over the line. Though given the number of boy-molesting Republicans that have been uncovered lately...

- Badtux the not-molesting Penguin
(Hey, I'm not a Republican!)
# posted by BadTux : 26/3/07 3:29 PM  

Referring to AG Gonzalez as "Gonzo" is an insult to the memory of Hunter Thompson. And to Muppets...
# posted by Gerald Fnord : 26/3/07 6:59 PM  

There's Scooter and Gonzo in the Bush White House. What do those guys have against Muppets anyway?
# posted by The Truffle : 26/3/07 8:49 PM  

Which one is Cheney? Animal?

Mixter
# posted by Mixter : 26/3/07 9:02 PM  

interesting -- i've always found that people who protest too much (like men and homosexuality)

are in actuality, the people who are closet homosexuals

and they are the most dangerous ones!
# posted by azgoddess : 27/3/07 8:32 AM  

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