Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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Saturday, March 10, 2007

Every Child Left Behind

Can we just quit with this crap of giving a shit, as a nation, about children? Because the stranded children of New Bedford show it obviously is not true. As do the blood-spattered children of Iraq. And a kid cracks and kills her abusive alcoholic mother? Why, it's all the girl's fault, and nothing to do with the fact that social service agencies didn't do anything to help her. It's not about me, so why should I care, right?

Face facts: We, as a nation, don't give a shit about children. We don't give a shit about anything other than our fat narcissistic deranged ignorant asses and our own spoiled rotten selfish violent idiot spawn. Caring about others would require having, like, empathy and the ability to think beyond "me good! Me great! Me love me!". Fuck that shit, this is the United States of Fuckin' America, fuck you, and fuck everybody else, it's all about ME ME ME ME ME!!!!

Shit. This is the kind of crap that makes me feel like burning a fucking American flag. It seems we're devolving into the most stupid, vicious, jackbooted goddamned savages on the whole fucking planet nowdays. I mean, you go into a factory and round up a hundred women and jail them, what fucking moran CAN'T figure out that hey, these women probably have KIDS at SCHOOL and what the fuck do we do about the kids? What kind of fucking moran can't figure out that if you drop bombs on a nation where 50% of the population is under the age of 18, you're going to be killing children left and right? But this is the United States of Fucking Don't Give A Fucking Shit, Dear Leader gave us our goddamned marching orders, so we put on our fucking brown shirts and go HEIL HEIL HEIL! Fuck the little children up the fuckin' ASS, fuck YEAH, USA USA USA USA!!!

-- Badtux the Rude Penguin

Are we getting fucking outrage fatigue yet? FUCK NO. I ain't even *started* gettin' outraged at the stupid, idiotic, fucking EVIL crap goin' down right now...

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Posted by: BadTux / 3/10/2007 01:04:00 PM  


16 fucks! Man, you broke the 5 fuck rule, bigtime. :)

I really have a problem with our Judicial systems "jail" solution, myself. & the constant making Laws for people to break so they can be put in jail. It really is going to backfire at some point. Your example is a good illustration of some of the idiotcy(?) of current policys.

As far as this war is concerned. We've got to get these jerks out of office.
# posted by L>T : 10/3/07 2:22 PM  

L>T, some days you just can't say "fuck" too many times, and today was one of them for me. Consider my outrage fatigue cured.

- Badtux the Rude Penguin
# posted by BadTux : 10/3/07 2:57 PM  

You haven't gotten outrage fatigue yet? Either you haven't been paying attention for as long as I have, or your tolerance for brazen stupidity is a lot higher than mine.

I just can't process things like this the way I used to, except in spurts. My attitude and my beliefs haven't changed. I am just plain worn down, and I'm approaching being burned out. In a way, I think of this as a blessing: at the rate I'm going, by the time the flood comes, I'll be too far gone to give a fuck anymore...
# posted by Mimus Pauly : 10/3/07 3:10 PM  

Excellent rant, dear Penguin. Say your piss, shit, fuck or damn as many times necessary to keep fighting the 'it's all about me' mindset.
# posted by Desi : 10/3/07 7:04 PM  

As a comment I give you:
FLUID DYNAMICS: Victor Benno Meyer-Rochow of International University Bremen, Germany and the University of Oulu, Finland; and Jozsef Gal of Loránd Eötvös University, Hungary, for using basic principles of physics to calculate the pressure that builds up inside a penguin, as detailed in their report "Pressures Produced When Penguins Pooh -- Calculations on Avian Defaecation."
Yes Victor actually won the Ig Nobel Prize for this research.
I really must stop reading Pygalgia but it's so much fun.
# posted by Demeur : 11/3/07 2:28 PM  

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