Badtux the Snarky Penguin

In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.

Religious fundamentalists are motivated by the sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Terror alert!

Left: OMFG, run! It's a bomb!

In honor of pussy Boston officials who whine ridiculously about non-existent terror threats, I hereby join the new Aqua Team Hunger Force Terror Alert System, designed to let us know just how endangered we are by animated fast food items. The current terror status is:

Terror Alert Level

Now, instead of the Boston Tea Party, Boston will be remembered best for its collective pants wetting on the national scene and its mad scramble to cover its spreading piss-stain in front of a bemused nation. Welcome to the Boston Pee Party. Just remember, if these advertisements had been bombs, they could have exploded and KILLED US ALL! And if my cats were bulls, I'd have to dodge reeking piles of bullshit on my iceberg. Hmm, come to think of it...

-- Badtux the Bullshit-dodging Penguin

Posted by: BadTux / 2/01/2007 04:21:00 PM  


Well, you just have to understand the hysteria of that area of the country. Hmm, how far away from Salem is Boston? ;-/

# posted by Anonymous : 2/2/07 9:21 AM  

Well, I'm a traditionalist, so I prefer to the good ol' tried-and-true Muppet Terror Alert System.
# posted by Gerald Fnord : 2/2/07 10:12 AM  

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