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Thursday, February 22, 2007

Loser of the day

I don't know who is the bigger loser, the dude who turned up the volume on a porn movie so loud that his neighbors could hear the porn star screaming and moaning, or the dude who grabbed a sword and went on a rescue mission to save the lady who was screaming upstairs, breaking in the first dude's door and waving the sword around as he looked for the woman in trouble.

Awe what the heck. Let's make it a tie. They're BOTH Losers of the Day.

-- Badtux the Amazed Penguin

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Posted by: BadTux / 2/22/2007 02:55:00 PM  



At least the one had good intentions.

I don't do much 'porn', other than liking to look at breasts.

But only those that like to show them to me.
# posted by BBC : 22/2/07 5:26 PM  

I read that story, yesterday, I believe. I thought it was rather odd. As bbc says, "at least the one had good intentions".

I'm not really into looking at breasts, though...
# posted by oldwhitelady : 22/2/07 8:16 PM  

Read a few of your posts. You are quite entertaining. I've got you bookmarked; I'll stay in touch.
# posted by Dee : 22/2/07 9:54 PM  

I vote for the douchebag who was playing the porn too loud, personally. As BBC said, the guy with the sword had good intentions, and the guy playing the porn deserved a nice little scare for playing his porn too loud.
# posted by drumwolf : 23/2/07 8:37 AM  

Thank god these two were on the top of the list. Evil Spock thought this entry was about Evil Spock.
# posted by Evil Spock : 23/2/07 9:03 AM  

Maybe in the future he'll wear headphones.

"I had the sword extended. But that was all," he said.
Wow, just wow.
# posted by NewsBlog 5000 : 23/2/07 10:58 AM  

It sounds like they BOTH had their swords extended.
Touché !
# posted by cornfield jane (with breasts) : 23/2/07 12:52 PM  

crazy people...just crazy...true story here -- i was walking around campus and when i was next to this dorm, i heard what i thought to be a woman moaning -- then it grew louder -- it was coming frmo an open the guy who i was walking with stated it was a movie and not i asked him how he knew -- lol

you guys are too funny
# posted by azgoddess : 23/2/07 1:02 PM  

My sister and I think the sword guy is pretty brave. Not many people care enough to try to help someone they think is in need. Not many people stand up when they see abuse.

Or when they get duped by porns ;)

But seriously, had it been a real situation, everyone would be saying he was a hero.
# posted by catherine : 23/2/07 10:04 PM  

Yeah, like the rest of you, I think the sword guy had his heart in the right place. But dumb. Seriously. A sword. Reminds me of that scene from the first Indiana Jones movie, where a swordsman appears out of the crowd and, waving a sword around, threatens Harrison Ford's character. Indiana calmly pulls his revolver out and shoots the swordsman dead. "Never bring a knife to a gunfight," Indiana snarks. Or something like that.

A sword. Dude thinks he's a ninja or something. Dumb. Sweet, but dumb. But what the hell, I'll join the consensus and say that loud porn dude was the loser-ist of all...
# posted by BadTux : 23/2/07 10:12 PM  

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