Badtux the Snarky Penguin

In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.

Religious fundamentalists are motivated by the sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

America is color blind, y'know?

So we don't need to worry about de-segregating our schools, because blacks and whites are equal, dig?

Meanwhile, the Department of Homeland Security knowingly let one of their informants participate in the murder of over a half dozen people, with the full knowledge of a top Bush-appointed Justice Department official, but hey, it wasn't REALLY people who were being murdered, it was just darkies. Darkies aren't people, right? I mean, c'mon, darkies are just vermin, so it's fine and dandy to kill them, right?

Yessiree, America is color blind, boy howdy!

- Badtux the Snarky People

Posted by: BadTux / 12/05/2006 12:13:00 AM  


One reason I oppose segregation is because I want all those young folks mixing together, and mating with each other.

I want the world to get to shades of brown so they can stop fussing over the so called pride of blood lines.

Hell, we are all mongrels.

Yup, I want to knock up an Asian.
# posted by BBC : 5/12/06 5:42 AM  

Also... Darker skin and cute accents turn my crank. :-)
# posted by BBC : 5/12/06 5:45 AM  

color-blind includes everything not white in our great us-of-a...
# posted by azgoddess : 5/12/06 8:13 AM  

Those weren't darkies, were they? I had the idea they were Messkins - you know, gardeners. Aren't darkies trash collectors?

Gettin real fed up with fascist ideology.
# posted by Lurch : 5/12/06 9:17 AM  

Lurch, Messicans, Negros, they're all darkies, right? Just like them Iraqi darkies who, like, needed us to go set up democracy for them 'cause they're, like, too stupid 'n stuff to set it up for themselves? And if we have to kill a few of them in the process, well (shrug) they're just darkies, after all. It's not as if they were, like, REAL people, good white Christian Americans, y'know?

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
# posted by BadTux : 5/12/06 9:44 AM  

Hmm, BBC, I think we have similar tastes in hot Asian chicks. Alas, hot Asian chicks don't seem to dig penguins...

- Badtux the Disappointed Penguin
# posted by BadTux : 5/12/06 9:45 AM  

Come down heas in da sout. People with two cents to their name will swear they were royalty at one time and will tell you that Mexicans and Blacks are trash.

I am moving to Texas, it probably is not better in Houston.
# posted by Ole Blue The Heretic : 5/12/06 11:22 AM  

"good white Christian Americans, y'know?

Yeah, good white Christian Americans. And who pray tell is that?

You mean those fuckers that came over here and fucked this country all up?

Okay, but how many nationality's was that????
# posted by BBC : 5/12/06 7:11 PM  

I've been reading your blog of the last 2 years and 8 months, and i think its about time someone said the following...

Whats black, white and red all over?

A Penguin with a Sun-burn.

Keep up the good Fin.
# posted by Anonymous : 6/12/06 4:07 AM  

Speak for yourself, Pengy! I are not a christian, and I am durn burned prouds of that.
# posted by Lurch : 6/12/06 5:52 PM  

Uhm, Lurchy boy, you need to get your sarcasm meter adjusted. It is quite well known that I am a *TUXOLOGIST* who worships the Great Penguin rather than some invisible sky demon with a habit of striking people dead with lightning, and, as a penguin, am hardly a caucasian meat-and-potatoes denizen of Middle America.

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
# posted by BadTux : 6/12/06 6:35 PM  

PS: As someone else pointed out, I'm black AND white. So nyeh!

- Badtux the Black and White Penguin
# posted by BadTux : 6/12/06 6:35 PM  

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