Thursday, October 05, 2006
The Jesus Curtain goin' up....
The Communists had their "Iron Curtain". Now the Busheviks, their natural successors, are going to be building the "Jesus Curtain" along the Southern border to keep
atheists, gays, and feminists from escaping Jesus Camps untermenschen out. Of course, show me an 10 foot fence, I'll show you a twelve foot ladder... so expect the next stage to be deployment of armed soldiers to keep the untermenschen out and, most importantly, to keep the athiests, gays, and feminists in (oops, and let's not forget about evolutionary biologists, the most heretical of all!). After all, we don't want them to be able to just leave when it comes time to round them up and send them to Jesus Camp where they can properly learn to love and worship our Lord and Savior, George W. Bush, right?!
-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
Posted by: BadTux / 10/05/2006 11:58:00 AM
The new fences are only the first step in Dear Leader's campaign against the Islamomexicofascists. The ones who make it past the fences and attempt to destroy Freedom(tm) by taking low-paying shit jobs Americans won't do will be promptly caught, rounded up, and reassigned to Haliburton-built concentration-- whoops, sorry, detention camps! Glory!
# posted by Pope Horatio Tyrannosaurus Nixon Rex : 5/10/06 12:29 PM
I'm really confused here. You seem to suggest that only atheists, homosexuals, feminists, and biologists are evolving. If so, the I assure you that you are flat out wrong. Understand, BadTux, that secular humanists, liberal arts majors, musicians, agnostics, pagans, Democratic veterans, and left-leaning bloggers (whoa!) among many other non-wingnut, non-brainless bigot, non-fundamentalist, and non-misanthrope biounits known in lay terms as humans are likeise evolving. Granted, the pace at which most of us are evolving is unacceptably slow, but come on, we're human -- how much can you reasonably expect from a species that considers Super Bowl Sunday the greatest holiday of the year?
I rest my case...
# posted by Mimus Pauly : 5/10/06 12:29 PM
Pope, the Islamomexicofascists are valuable workers, so, as with the Nazi work camps, they will be assigned to critical Haliburton projects as slave labor, such as the ongoing Haliburton project to rebuild New Orleans, which is slated to take over a billion dollars per year of federal money and they foresee cleaning the last of the trash and debris out of Central Park somewhere in, oh, 2038, last I heard... at which point they can start actual reconstruction. But hey, y'know, God says that it's our Christian duty to give all our money to Vice President Halliburton and His holy annointed administration!
- Badtux the Worshipful penguin
# posted by BadTux : 5/10/06 12:51 PM
And a moat. I think they should have a proper Jeebus moat, too.
# posted by K. Ron Silkwood : 5/10/06 7:07 PM
Damn. I thought you were going to tell me that the Bible Belt was going to wall itself off from the rest of the world. Now THAT I would wholeheartedly support.
# posted by drumwolf : 5/10/06 11:15 PM
Lets not forget that many don't speak english, if that's not reason enough to keep them out, what is. they might be planning a terror attack, and we wouldn't be able to understand them when we eavesdrop on their conversation. They might be saying unpatriotic.
And have you noticed that most of them are short, they really have no reason to live.
# posted by niCk (Mem Beth) : 6/10/06 3:33 AM
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