Wednesday, October 25, 2006
7-11 sells Cocaine!
Well, at least for a few days they did. And they sold it mostly to young girls.
Rumors that George W. Bush was spotted carrying several cases out of the nearest 7-11 are quite spurious. He has Secret Service agents for that. And that's a milk mustache under his nose. For true!
Not that George would be caught drinking a heavily caffeinated "energy drink", of course. Not when he could have the real thing just by asking his Secret Service detail.
That is all.
-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
Posted by: BadTux / 10/25/2006 05:27:00 PM
now this is amusing - i didn't catch that article in the mecury. hysterical!
# posted by Bird : 25/10/06 5:50 PM
I heard it on the radio, this morning. Why ON EARTH would somebody choose to name their drink, COCAINE???? That's just flirting with disaster.
# posted by oldwhitelady : 25/10/06 10:56 PM
Fuck cocaine, man! This mocker's lookin' for a few good barbiturates...
# posted by Mimus Pauly : 25/10/06 11:28 PM
You can use the Cocaine to wash down your Fried Coke.
# posted by Gerald Fnord : 26/10/06 12:11 PM
"Cocaine" has twice the caffiene as other popular energy drinks like "red bull", and what a clever marketing gimmick, anyone got some "shine" to mix this stuff with yet.
# posted by niCk (Mem Beth) : 26/10/06 12:42 PM