Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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Religious fundamentalists are motivated by the sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.


Thursday, August 03, 2006

Hmm, time to buy another domain...

Anybody here have any experience with buying sex-oriented site domains? I want to buy "HotManOnDogSex.com" and point it at the home page of (hopefully soon to be former) Senator Rick Santorum (R. Va.)....

-- Badtux the Mischievous Penguin

Posted by: BadTux / 8/03/2006 12:24:00 AM  

Comments:

I don't have any experience with buying domain names, but you can count on me to chip in $15 for such a noble and worthwhile purpose.
# posted by Lurch : 3/8/06 3:08 AM  

You mean that domain name isn't taken yet? Wow, I'm surprised. Very surprised.

Of course, it probably is now that you've posted it.

Dave
# posted by Anonymous : 3/8/06 9:33 AM  

naughty penguin (giggle snicker cough)
naughty naughty pengiun (chuckle chuckle)
# posted by The Minstrel Boy : 3/8/06 9:48 AM  

Oooh please do it Badtux. It's so fun.
Several years ago while working a fabulous(?) night job at a convenience store, I lost my job because I appeared (quite scantily) in a magazine the store carried. The customers that noticed were definately not offended (quite the opposite), but apparently the southern holy roler district manager was. So much so, he set up a fake audit on the store and fired me. (Company caught him an canned him - assholes do get what they deserve.)
Here's my fun part. You know all those little subscription cards that fall out of magazines? Yep, I just checked the box that says, "bill me later" and sent them in with his name and address. Of course I wasn't signing him up for Road & Track or Better Housekeeping. I wonder how many naughty, naughty, very naughty issues he received.

Remember - life can always be fun, sometimes you just have to get creative.
# posted by Cornfield Jane : 3/8/06 10:27 AM  

Blasphemous Penguin, seeking to mock and slander the good name of God's Own Senator!(tm) Well, you're too late, because as it just so happens, some other sinner already beat you to the punch.

However, there's still time to register www.hotmanonboxturtlesex.com and point it to Senator Cornyn's website.
# posted by Pope Horatio Tyrannosaurus Nixon Rex : 3/8/06 3:13 PM  

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