Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Delay promises to do "whatever it takes"...

Tom Delay promises to do "whatever it takes" to get his name off the ballot, after the Supreme Court refused to hear his case for naming a new Republican nominee.

My understanding is that Texas law allows taking a name off the ballot only in the event of the death of the candidate.

Hmm... should we be putting a suicide watch on Tom Delay right now?!

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Posted by: BadTux / 8/08/2006 08:50:00 PM  


should we be putting a suicide watch on Tom Delay right now?

Absolutely! Their mission will be to take out anyone who tries to stop him from offing himself.
# posted by Gordon : 8/8/06 9:10 PM  

I'm willing to offer him all the help he needs, to off himself that is.
# posted by BBC : 9/8/06 7:48 AM  

I was only going to suggest putting the M*A*S*H theme on heavy rotation at all local radio. [The movie theme, with the lyrics.]

Okay, so I was going to offer to teach him how to hand feed 'gators...
# posted by Bryan : 9/8/06 8:28 AM  

If I never hear that man's name again, it will be too soon.
# posted by Lab Kat : 9/8/06 8:30 AM  

i'd love to watch. . .and offer tech advice.
# posted by The Minstrel Boy : 9/8/06 10:18 AM  

Great Nixon Below, what a wretched day for the Lord's People. First, those dastardly America-hating liberals on the Supreme Court force Saint Bugman to represent his party after winning his primary, then the voters of Connecticutistan vote to replace JoeMentum with a Democrat! Egad, the terrorists have already won!
# posted by Gerald Fnord : 9/8/06 11:03 AM  

I volunteer to join the suicide watch, just as soon as I can find my K-bar.
# posted by Lurch : 9/8/06 11:55 AM  

I don't know what a K-bar is, but will a tire iron do?
# posted by SB Gypsy : 10/8/06 9:03 AM  

I don't see the problem.
As a candidate he IS dead.
# posted by Cornfield Jane : 10/8/06 12:45 PM  

I wouldn't mind watching him commit suicide and I'm probably not the only one. Who gets the popcorn and beer concession?
# posted by John : 10/8/06 3:59 PM  

SB Gypsy, a K-bar is a fighting knife, pretty much a sharpened tire iron.
# posted by Gordon : 10/8/06 4:02 PM  

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