Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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Friday, August 11, 2006

Bad penguin joke

Two penguins walked into a bar, which was really stupid cause the second one should have noticed.

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Posted by: BadTux / 8/11/2006 10:30:00 PM  


Guy walks into a bar with a penguin sitting on his head. The bemused bartender asked, "What can I do for you?"

Penguin replies, "You can help me get this guy off my ass!"

# posted by Mimus Pauly : 12/8/06 12:14 PM  

ha hah ah

...took me a moment!
# posted by SB Gypsy : 12/8/06 1:12 PM  

Thank you for telling that joke the way it's supposed to be told. I heard it about blonds and the girl who told it to me thought she was pretty darned witty. Once she got punched, she realized she wasn't as funny as she thought she was! Ha. She really didn't get punched, but she did get lectured.

So, I hope none of these are close relatives.
# posted by oldwhitelady : 12/8/06 4:58 PM  

this drunk guy walks into a bar in san diego and asks the bartender, "do penguins live here?" the bartender says "no, it's too warm for penguins here." the drunk says "then i just ran over a nun."
# posted by The Minstrel Boy : 13/8/06 8:16 AM  

Speaking of Nuns:
Mother Superior called all the Nuns together one evening and said to them:

"I must tell you all something. We have a case of Gonorrhea in the convent."

"Thank God," said an elderly Nun at the back.

"I'm so sick of Chardonnay."
# posted by Cornfield Jane : 14/8/06 11:50 AM  

You're gettin' as bad as Gordon.
# posted by Fixer : 14/8/06 4:25 PM  

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