Tuesday, July 04, 2006
Why Bushbots hate evolution
It's all about monkeys.
Monkeys are programmed by their genetics to follow a Great Leader, an alpha male, not to think independently. And the hairless monkeys of genus "Homo Sapiens" was monkey for a lot more million years than the relatively brief 10,000 years or so of "civilization".
This is why the Busheviks are so afraid of evolution. Because if people believed they were monkeys with monkey instincts, rather than God's People, they would also realize that their following of a Dear Leader is something that their genetics is causing them to do rather than something that's a good idea in the modern world, and they'd quit following. Dear me, can't have that!
Monkeys. It explains a helluva lot. Including the howling screeching feces-throwing harridens of the Right, who could have come right out of the monkey cage at the zoo insofar as the intellectual content of the feces being thrown is concerned.
- Badtux the "In a time of Chimpanzees, I was a Penguin" Penguin
Posted by: BadTux / 7/04/2006 09:23:00 AM
That is a very good post!
# posted by Ole Blue The Heretic : 5/7/06 2:51 AM
For all practical purposes, that is a workable explanation.
But I think there's more to it than that.
# posted by Progressive Traditionalist : 6/7/06 8:00 AM
Scientists Find Brain Evolution Gene
# posted by beepbeepitsme : 21/8/06 9:17 PM