Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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Religious fundamentalists are motivated by the sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.

Monday, July 17, 2006

A question of salvation

So, let's see. If you accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior, that washes you of all sin, right? Cool! Now you can kill, rape, maim, and savage without worrying about that nasty Hell place!

Err, not so fast, Mr. President. Here's the deal. You can say that you accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior. But if you don't attempt to live like Christ says to live, you were lying. And I think we all know what He thinks about liars.

And no, I don't think asbestos underwear will help. Sorry!

-- Badtux the Salvation Penguin

Posted by: BadTux / 7/17/2006 10:46:00 PM  


May God protect us from those who say they are doing God's will.
# posted by K. Ron Silkwood : 18/7/06 9:29 AM  

Liar liar!
Asbestos pants on fire!

(Actually I'll bet he wears the asbestos pants just 'cause he likes the way they feel.)
# posted by Cornfield Jane : 18/7/06 10:55 AM  

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