Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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Monday, June 26, 2006

Rush can't get it up

BWHAHAHAHAHA! Rush Limbaugh detained for prescriptionless Viagra!.

And this is the man who accuses *LIBERALS* of having limp dicks?!

BWAHAHAHAHA! What a loser!

-- Badtux the ROFL Penguin

Posted by: BadTux / 6/26/2006 09:36:00 PM

Comments:

Put a smile on my face when I read about Rush and his "problem" this morning
# posted by Ole Blue The Heretic : 27/6/06 8:52 AM

Ya'll seem so surprised. I on the other hand would have been surprised if'n he could get a woody without it. I don't believe I could ever think of Rush as a virile kinda guy. In fact it seems wrong to use the term "virile" and Rush in the same sentence.
# posted by Cornfield Jane : 27/6/06 11:25 AM

It doesn't bother me that he has Viagra. It bothers me that he can find someone to have sex with him.

She, he, or it must have been very desperate for money.
# posted by DBK : 27/6/06 12:05 PM

As usual, the sainted words of the late, great Bill Hicks are particularly relevant:

"Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day. Doesn't Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys who likes to lay in a tub while other men pee on him? Am I the only one? Can't you see his fat body in a tub while Reagan, Quayle and Bush just stand around pissing on him? His little piggly wiggly dick can't get hard, 'Uhh... uhh...I can't get hard. Reagan, pee in my mouth!'..."
# posted by Pope Horatio Tyrannosaurus Nixon Rex : 27/6/06 12:09 PM

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