Badtux the Snarky Penguin

In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.

Religious fundamentalists are motivated by the sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.

Monday, June 12, 2006

Alright already, declare victory and go home!

Let's see:
  1. Saddam overthrown: Check.
  2. Weapons of Mass Destruction threat eliminated: Check. (Easy 'nuff, since there weren't none!).
  3. Democratic government installed: Check.
Given that these are what Dear Leader says are the goals of the war in Iraq, we won!

Alrighty then, since we won, there's no more need for U.S. troops in eye-rack, right? Right?!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Posted by: BadTux / 6/12/2006 03:32:00 PM  


But Badtux darling, you're missing Dubya's most important goal: Dubya and all his cohorts make simply tons and tons of wonderful tax funded money from this war for as long as possible. He said it himself on Monday. “I keep reminding the American people that the stakes are worth it.”

If it would mean we could impeach him, as repulsive as it would be, is there someone out there willing to take one for the team and give him a blow job?
# posted by Cornfield Jane : 13/6/06 10:38 AM  

Terror is a great motivator.
# posted by Lab Kat : 13/6/06 10:41 AM  

"is there someone out there willing to take one for the team and give him a blow job?"

Don't be teasing Ann (Coulter) like that. I think she'd be willing to give a daily hummer.
# posted by niCk (Mem Beth) : 13/6/06 12:53 PM  

# posted by TheCultureGhost : 13/6/06 1:05 PM  

Have we finished painting all the schools?
# posted by John : 13/6/06 4:44 PM  

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