Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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Thursday, February 09, 2006

There he goes again...

The world's craziest Swede and wackiest Israel apologist, Per Ahlmark, is at it again. Mr. Ahlmark has a habit of regularly announcing that he has nominated various other wacky Israel apologists for the Nobel Peace Prize, and the very reliable CNSNews (which regularly announces new instances of the Weapons of Mass Destruction being found in Iraq, and is part of Brent Bozell's GOPNEWS empire of Jeff Gannon presstitute fame) says he's done it again. The wacky Israel apologist this time? Well... John Bolton, of course!

Yeppers, THAT John Bolton. Loose cannon. Belligerent bullying asshole who made a habit of terrorizing his female subordinates at the State Department. Nominated. For a Peace Prize. Bwhahahahahahah!

Of course, it's impossible to verify whether Mr. Ahlmark has actually done any such thing, since the Nobel Committee seals all nominations for 50 years and refuses to either confirm or deny whether any specific person has been nominated. But then, I guess that's the point. Mr. Ahlmark is like that crazy guy muttering to himself on the streetcorner that the CIA is beaming mind control rays into his head. I mean, how can you tell? The CIA would just deny it if you asked them, right? But the fact that Mr. Ahlmark hasn't held any public office in Sweden since 1978 and thus appears ineligible to make nominations might give you, like, a little clue, right?

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Posted by: BadTux / 2/09/2006 12:59:00 PM  


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