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Badtux the Snarky PenguinIn a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin. Religious fundamentalists are motivated by the sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun -- and that this must be stopped. |
Sunday, February 05, 2006The smoking gun could be a mushroom cloudA mushroom cloud over Iran, that is. From U.S. low-yield "bunker buster" nuclear explosives.Because, of course, we must nuke the planet to protect the planet from nukes. This is all I can think that the latest rumbling from Rummy means. Apparently, Iran is the 4th-largest industrial power on the planet, with the most advanced tanks, fighter aircraft, and the largest most advanced military on the planet, and wishes to attack and conquer the rest of the world. At least, that's what Rummy says, when he compares Iran to Nazi Germany, apparently not minding that this makes him sound like some Venezuelan. Remember, Iran isn't some decrepit tin-pot third world nation armed with cast-off weapons gleaned from other nations, nosirree! Iran is a major European power that virtually invented the Industrial Revolution and has its own advanced military that will KILL EVERYONE, that's the ticket! As for me, I'm just shuddering in my flippers at the thought of all those hyper-advanced Iranian weapons just poised at our borders waiting, waiting I say, to DESTROY US ALL! Because we all know there's one country that has the largest most advanced military on the planet today, and it is... err... hmm... isn't Iran? But that's not the important thing. The important thing is, as Lurch notes, Israel must be defended to the last American. Because, of course, we elect the government of the United States to defend Israelis, not to defend America and Americans. Alrighty, then! - Badtux the Snarky Penguin Posted by: BadTux / 2/05/2006 07:31:00 PMComments:Post a Comment<< Home |
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"Keep fighting for freedom and justice, beloveds, but don't forget to have fun doin' it. Lord, let your laughter ring forth. Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce." -- Molly Ivins, 1944-2007
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