Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Borrowed Snark: It's a war of civilizations!!
It is a clash of civilizations which can only be resolved by violent bloodshed! Look at these Muslim fanatics, which Giblets will henceforth refer to as “Muslinatics.” All it took was one insult to their lunatic religion to reduce them to bloodthirsty savages! Well, that and decades of being treated like second-class citizens. But that’s all it takes – just one insult and decades of second-class citizenship! And confinement to poverty-stricken ghettos. Just one insult, decades of second-class citizenship, and confinement to poverty-stricken ghettos! Oh, and the Iraq War. All it takes to get these people to resort to violence is one insult, decades of second-class citizenship, confinement to poverty-stricken ghettos, and a half-assed scheme to bomb them into democracy. Giblets’s point is, these are bloodthirsty savages who kill at the drop of a hat! When Giblets’s countrymen kill you can be sure it is purely for the sake of exporting freedom and democracy to the oppressed. And if the oppressed don’t like it they can go back to their second-class ghettos before we bomb them into democracy again!
Indeed, Giblets, indeed. There is obviously only one solution to the brown menace, and that's to invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. Anything else would be, well, just plain un-American. At least, as "American" is defined nowdays (i.e., if you don't worship Dear Leader and hate liberals, you're not American, you're objectively pro-terrorist and are the Enemy!).
- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
Posted by: BadTux / 2/14/2006 12:14:00 PM
Gotta See This:
A Birdshot Pellet Has Migrated to The Heart of The Man Shot by Dick Cheney
# posted by Luther : 14/2/06 3:17 PM
I feel comfortable being the enemy. Perhaps I've listened to much rap music.
# posted by NewsBlog 5000 : 14/2/06 4:01 PM
Geez. Ya stomp on, suppress, ridicule and exploit an area of the globe for a few generations and the little pikers have the nerve to get upset about it? Is there no gratitude? But we come bearing MTV and McD's!
# posted by : 14/2/06 8:44 PM
And don't forget Vitamin B-52! We come bearing *LOTS* of Vitamin B-52!
- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
# posted by BadTux : 14/2/06 9:52 PM
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