Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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Religious fundamentalists are motivated by the sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

"You will respect my authoritah!"

Awwwe, so Preznit Cartman doesn't like it when the presstitutes ask hard questions. Poor widdle thing! Why, just listen to him whine about how we must respect his authoritah! "I have the authoritah!" he practically shouts at one presstitute. "You will respect my authoritah!", he shouts, stamping his little feet and glaring with his beady little eyes. Isn't that just so cute?!

Well, it might be cute in an eight year old, but not in the Preznit of the United States. Sigh. Asserting that he has the authoritah to spy on Americans anytime he feels like isn't the same thing as actually, like, having it. Of course, what do you expect from a guy who insists repeatedly, “Stop throwing the Constitution in my face! It’s just a goddamned piece of paper!”???

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Posted by: BadTux / 12/20/2005 12:31:00 PM  


God or somebody bless ya on the ice floes as they heat up.
# posted by The Heretik : 20/12/05 4:20 PM  

I read the Capital Hill Blue article linked in this post. I haven't been that nauseous since my last pregnancy!
# posted by weenus : 20/12/05 6:43 PM  

I love the "Do you fear a civil war?" question.

If you need 160,000 foreign troops to keep the peace, you might be beyond the point of a little criminal mischief.
# posted by NewsBlog 5000 : 21/12/05 4:39 AM  

Hey penguin! I'm not the only one who thinks he acts like Cartman! right on.
# posted by SB Gypsy : 21/12/05 11:37 AM  

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