Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Poll of the day

From BobHarris.com:

How would Scottie McClellan spin things if Karl Rove had gotten caught holding up a liquor store?

  1. He's simply the victim of an overzealous security camera
  2. This just shows that the special prosecutor didn't have enough evidence to go for Murder One, so clearly there has been no real crime
  3. I dodged this question earlier, and I stand by those remarks
  4. This is nothing more than the Democrats' partisan attempt to criminalize armed robbery
My choice, BTW, is #4 (heheheheh!).

- Badtux the Out-snarked Penguin

Posted by: BadTux / 11/09/2005 03:07:00 PM  

Comments:

I'll go with #5: Why does the security camera hate America so much?
# posted by Mimus Pauly : 9/11/05 10:52 PM  

Actually, I think #3 would fit the pattern.
# posted by NewsBlog 5000 : 10/11/05 4:21 AM  

And the correct answer is:

(drum roll.....)

#6. Hey! Look over there! A runaway bride!

Thanks! You've been a great audience!
# posted by Pope Horatio Tyrannosaurus Nixon Rex : 10/11/05 8:56 AM  

#7 - If Clinton has kept his nasty in his pants, none of this would be happening,
# posted by TheCultureGhost : 10/11/05 9:23 AM  

I like 4 and mimus' % as well
# posted by Ole Blue The Heretic : 10/11/05 10:47 AM  

#8: This isn't really a crime, the crime is the liquor store owner having Karl Rove's money. Why isn't he being investigated? Liberal Media, thats why.
# posted by Public Static : 10/11/05 10:09 PM  

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