Badtux the Snarky Penguin

In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.

Religious fundamentalists are motivated by the sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Keeping America safer

This morning, the Department of Homeland Security protected America from the Keebler Elf. This nefarious terrorist had conspired to smuggle a bomb aboard a jet airliner in San Diego, California. Our brave passengers and U.S. citizens, however, were protected from this horrible menace via the miracles of high technology. The x-ray machine for carry-on baggage sniffed out the terrorist's evil plans and Homeland Security officials acted swiftly to clear the airport and detain the evil-doer.

The terror weapon, comprised of a cookie and a toy car, was successfully disarmed by the San Diego Police Department's Bomb Squad, and the airport re-opened within less than two hours.

I feel safer now...

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Posted by: BadTux / 10/26/2005 12:04:00 PM  


Those elves are against 'merica.
# posted by Ole Blue The Heretic : 27/10/05 10:56 AM  

We showed those elf bastards.
# posted by NewsBlog 5000 : 27/10/05 11:17 AM  

Any day now, I expect this administration to capture a top lieutennant of the America-hating Keebler Elf. After that, I expect them to capture another Evil Elf top lieutennant. And then another. And then another. And then another...
# posted by Mimus Pauly : 27/10/05 3:55 PM  

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