Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Keeping America safer
This morning, the Department of Homeland Security protected America from the Keebler Elf. This nefarious terrorist had conspired to smuggle a bomb aboard a jet airliner in San Diego, California. Our brave passengers and U.S. citizens, however, were protected from this horrible menace via the miracles of high technology. The x-ray machine for carry-on baggage sniffed out the terrorist's evil plans and Homeland Security officials acted swiftly to clear the airport and detain the evil-doer.
The terror weapon, comprised of a cookie and a toy car, was successfully disarmed by the San Diego Police Department's Bomb Squad, and the airport re-opened within less than two hours.
I feel safer now...
- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
Posted by: BadTux / 10/26/2005 12:04:00 PM
Those elves are against 'merica.
# posted by Ole Blue The Heretic : 27/10/05 10:56 AM
We showed those elf bastards.
# posted by NewsBlog 5000 : 27/10/05 11:17 AM
Any day now, I expect this administration to capture a top lieutennant of the America-hating Keebler Elf. After that, I expect them to capture another Evil Elf top lieutennant. And then another. And then another. And then another...
# posted by Mimus Pauly : 27/10/05 3:55 PM
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