Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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Religious fundamentalists are motivated by the sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Bringing dignity to the office of the Presidency

Posted by: BadTux / 8/02/2005 07:50:00 PM

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Worst President EVER...

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# posted by R2K : 2/8/05 8:00 PM

Ummm.. That's just his thumb.
# posted by NewsBlog 5000 : 3/8/05 7:08 AM

hey newsblog 5000, look at the picture. It's not the one you're thinking of.

Gosh, what dignity! He's even holding the dog. I wonder when he drops it?
# posted by oldwhitelady : 3/8/05 3:54 PM

No really, they are all his thumb. He actually has a horribly misshapen monkey claw of a hand. It’s physically impossible not to look like he is flipping someone off.
# posted by NewsBlog 5000 : 4/8/05 4:11 AM

Oldwhitelady, he's actually missing the part of the finger after the first knuckle on three fingers of that hand. It's an old cheerleading injury from college. Thus whenever he uses that hand to gesture to someone, it looks like he's flipping them off, but he's *really* giving them the thumb's up. I mean, c'mon. Really. All ya gotta do is go read freerepublic.com to know things like this!

- Badtux the Freeper Penguin
# posted by BadTux : 4/8/05 8:24 AM

thank god he's not fucking his intern with a cigar.........you might like him
# posted by D'Artagnan Blade : 5/8/05 10:40 AM

Oooooh, I see. Sometimes, I'm so dennis!

There were these two comedians, many years back, named Brian and Dennis. They were brothers. Dennis came out and did his act, then Brian came out and did his. His ending was that someone told him he was so dense, and he, of course, said, "no, I'm Brian."
# posted by oldwhitelady : 5/8/05 10:04 PM

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