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Badtux the Snarky PenguinIn a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin. Religious fundamentalists are motivated by the sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun -- and that this must be stopped. |
Tuesday, August 02, 2005The Administration and The FuryI'm always a sucker for faux Faulkner. But this year's winner is a doozie. A sample:“He needs his makeup,” Dick said. “I'll do it,” Condi said. She put a little brush on my check and it tickled and I laughed. Rummy walked into the room. “Jesus, what's he laughing about,” Rummy said. “Don't you pay attention to him, Georgie,” Dick said. “They re going to be asking you all about Social Security. You just remember what we talked about.” “He cant remember anything,” Rummy said. I started to holler. Dick s face was red and he looked at Rummy. “I told you to hush up already,” Dick said. “Now look what you ve gone and done.” “Go and get him Saddam's gun,” Condi said. “You know how he likes to hold it.” Dick went to my desk drawer and took out Saddam's gun. He gave it to me, and it was hot in my hands. Rummy pulled the gun away. “Do you want him carrying a gun into the press conference?” Rummy said. “Can't you think any better than he can?” I was hollering and Dick was turning red and then white and the room was tilted. “You give him that gun back, right this minute,” Condi said. Rummy gave me Saddam's gun back and I held it my hands. It was hot like a horseshoe. “You got the gun, now you stop that hollering,” Rummy said. And I thought that *I* was snarky.... - Badtux the Snarky Penguin Posted by: BadTux / 8/02/2005 02:15:00 PMComments:Ha ha - that was good! Yeah, you have some work to do if you want to catch up to that level of snark:)# posted by oldwhitelady : 3/8/05 4:01 PM |
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"Keep fighting for freedom and justice, beloveds, but don't forget to have fun doin' it. Lord, let your laughter ring forth. Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce." -- Molly Ivins, 1944-2007
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-- Plato
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