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Badtux the Snarky PenguinIn a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin. Religious fundamentalists are motivated by the sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun -- and that this must be stopped. |
Thursday, June 16, 2005Thursday Penguin Porn BloggingSorry, no gay penguin porn today. Today's penguin porn is the rockhopper penguin, which lives on various islands in the South Atlantic. This penguin's most distinguishing feature is a set of eyebrows that would make Groucho Marx's look tame. They made it into the news most recently when a few hundred of them went on an unexpected voyage as they were kidnapped off their island and sold to zoos for thousands of dollars apiece. Here's an amorous pair engaged in foreplay:
Oh dear, they're getting it on in the nude right there in public! Yum! - Badtux the Aroused Penguin Posted by: BadTux / 6/16/2005 11:55:00 PMComments:Treacherous Penguin. No sooner do I become dependent on you for my weekly Gay Penguin Porn fix, when you take it away! You're like a crack dealer who suddenly withdraws the rock after you've gotten the neighborhood good and hooked. Curse you!# posted by Pope Horatio Tyrannosaurus Nixon Rex : 17/6/05 11:05 AM
You either need to make the image narrower or change the formatting of your blog to make the right-hand menu more flexible, because as it is, in my browser the picture is too wide to fit in so everything's getting thrown off.
Are those penguins of legal age? If not, you could be in big trouble.
Indeed. I hope this isn't kiddie penquin porn.
Did somebody mention kitty porn?
Ha ha ha - I love the intro A young man using the handle "flea" uploads a pornographic picture to an Internet "newsgroup". It happens an estimated 2000 times a day, but this time, it's different. The picture shows a naked six year old, who we will call Kathy, helplessly tied in thin blue yarn... and what is perhaps even more disturbing, the man distributing the picture is Kathy's legal guardian. To this date, no legal action has been taken and Kathy is still in the custody of "flea". Why has justice failed Kathy? Why has the law not intervened? to the Kitty Porn site. |
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"Keep fighting for freedom and justice, beloveds, but don't forget to have fun doin' it. Lord, let your laughter ring forth. Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce." -- Molly Ivins, 1944-2007
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men."
-- Plato
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