Badtux the Snarky Penguin

In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.

Religious fundamentalists are motivated by the sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Operation Yellow Elephant continues

Our brave man in Mormon land, the very heterosexual General J.C. Christian, Patriot, reports that our brave men (and token women) of the Young Republicans and College Republicans are apparently victims of a sinister plot by liberals. It seems like that dastardly supervillain, The Liberal Agenda, has been sneaking into their bedrooms at night and shooting them with his evil Raygun of Military-Exempting Disability! The Liberal Agenda (whose close pal, that supervillain The Gay Agenda, has recently been spotted horribly mutiliating poor defenseless penguins), apparently has caused an outbreak of bad backs, bad shoulders, fat guts, and other such disabilities amongst the various young Republicans who I am sure, sure I say, would volunteer in a heartbeat for this war they so support if not for their horrible disabilities caused by The Liberal Agenda! I mean, it couldn't be cowardice that is keeping them from signing up, right? Right?!

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Posted by: BadTux / 6/28/2005 01:00:00 PM  


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