Thursday, June 30, 2005
The evils of penguin porn
Karl was a penguin. Karl was using his laptop to browse penguin porn. Now Karl is a flat penguin, after Karl, intent upon getting a closeup view of the porn, stepped onto the keyboard of his offended laptop which then snapped closed on him.
Thus illustrating the evils of penguin porn. This blog has been the cause of more flattened penguins than any other site on the Internet. Well, other than perhaps that evil supervillain, The Gay Agenda, who has been busily forcing penguins to be gay, which arguably is a worse evil than causing them to be flat.
So will I continue purveying penguin porn, knowing that it causes my waddling cohorts in herring adoration to become flat? Why... YES! The only question in my mind is what to post. Oh dear, so much porn, so little time...
So without further ado, here is some *HARDCORE* penguin porn:
-- Badtux the Pornography Penguin Labels: gay agenda, penguin porn
Posted by: BadTux / 6/30/2005 07:11:00 PM
Comments:
Uhhh... well... ho-kay.....
# posted by Mimus Pauly : 30/6/05 9:20 PM
The link seems to be broken. Tantalizingly so, I might add.
# posted by DBK : 1/7/05 10:32 AM
Not broken anymore. And it IS hardcore!
# posted by BadTux : 1/7/05 10:50 AM
Mein Gott, It looks like that dastardly Gay Agenda doesn't only target penguins anymore! He just zapped two entire countries with the Gay Laser of Gayness, turning them both gayer than the Gay Mayor of Gaytown! (In fact, the next step will be to rename every town in Canada and Spain "Gaytown.") The horruh, the horruh! Won't someone think of the children????
# posted by Pope Horatio Tyrannosaurus Nixon Rex : 1/7/05 11:14 AM
Think of the children? Get away from me, thou foul pedorast! For shame, for shame. At least all of my penguin models are at least 18 years of age (in penguin years)!
- Badtux the Pornography Penguin
# posted by BadTux : 1/7/05 1:40 PM
Get away from me, thou foul pedorast!
Hey man, I'm not Catholic. :P
# posted by Pope Horatio Tyrannosaurus Nixon Rex : 1/7/05 2:28 PM
Ha - you pornography penguin, you!
If Karl was reading your blog and looking at YOUR pictures, YOU are liable. If he died, I hope his family pursues YOU. You do realize that they can find out what site he was last visiting when this horrible occurance happened?
I wonder how much a penguin funeral would cost?
# posted by oldwhitelady : 2/7/05 10:26 PM
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