Thursday, June 23, 2005
Democrats line up to apologize
The head of the Republican Party just said that it's true that Democrats hate our troops, Democrats want to see our soldiers killed and are intentionally helping to get them killed, Democrats didn't give a damn about September 11, Democrats didn't think September 11 was a "savage" attack, Democrats had no desire to strike back at Osama bin Laden after the attacks, and that Democrats actually like Osama bin Laden.
In the Democratic response, Senator Dick Durbin apologized. It is rumored that the rest of the Democratic Party leadership, sans Howard Dean, shall shortly line up to do the same.
Meanwhile, lefty blogger Atrios has this to say: For the record, my motives aren't to get more troops killed. If those were my motives I'd ship them off to a war on false pretenses without sufficient equipment to keep them safe. It is rumored that Dick Durbin had an attack of the vapors at hearing that response and had to be removed from the Senate chambers on a stretcher.
-- Badtux the News Penguin
Posted by: BadTux / 6/23/2005 08:09:00 PM
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