Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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Religious fundamentalists are motivated by the sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Where's my porn?

I find out from General J.C. Christian that AT&T is a porn peddler. I just have one question: As an AT&T subscriber, how can I get my porn? And do I get a choice of porn? Can I get nice lucious penguin porn featuring Scandinavian hotties? I tried calling AT&T to see where my penguin porn was, but all that happened was that the lady laughed for, like, musta been five minutes, then hung up on me!

So where's my porn? Curious penguins want to know!

- Badtux the Aroused Penguin

Posted by: BadTux / 4/27/2005 11:57:00 PM

Comments:

Now you've given me an idea (never a good thing, I assure you). In addition to me usual frog porn, I may have a Thursday Penguin Porn Day.

I used to work for AT&T and they were squeaky clean until I worked there. See, I'm a liberal, and you know how we spread smut everywhere we go.
# posted by DBK : 28/4/05 4:48 AM

ROFL Frogsdong.

But I think that Badtux should post penguin porn. Maybe on Wednesdays we can just go from theme-porn to theme-porn. It could be fun.

My theme (by screenname) is Starfleet.
# posted by CmdrSue : 28/4/05 8:03 AM

I'm afraid my good friend, Mr Frogsdong, isn't going to be posting much animal pornography for a little while, but I plan to keep up the frog porn. I know it's just a joke. Even we clergy can appreciate a good joke, you know. We're not all tight-buttocked.
# posted by Reverend Jason Shankshaw, God Bless You : 28/4/05 9:35 AM

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