Wednesday, April 13, 2005
New Zealand biologist offends guitar and banjo players
A New Zealand biologist, talking about the endangered Kakapo and biologists' diabolical plan to force them to copulate:
"The majority of kakapo sperm is rubbish. Even productive birds have poor sperm because of past inbreeding. They’re so inbred that if they were humans, they’d probably have six fingers and be playing a guitar."
That's BANJO, dude. BANJO. What, you didn't watch Deliverance? And my cousin Bubba the Southern Penguin has six fingers and plays a banjo, so don't diss inbred banjo-players, dude!
All guitar players everywhere should be OUTRAGED that someone would be so stupid as to think inbred humans play guitars rather than banjos!
- Badtux the Guitar-playin' Penguin
Posted by: BadTux / 4/13/2005 12:15:00 PM
- Name: BadTux
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