Badtux the Snarky Penguin

In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.

Religious fundamentalists are motivated by the sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.

Friday, February 25, 2005

Disabled people don't need housing

Thanks to Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, for pointing out that Bush is proposing to cut housing for disabled people by 50%. Thus throwing 50% of disabled people receiving government-subsidized housing out onto the streets. But hey, those cripples and gimps can just get a job, right? I mean, sure, if you're a paraplegic that can only move your neck it might be hard, but c'mon, people, grow a spine! (Woops, sorry, if the paraplegic could do that he wouldn't be paraplegic, but...). It's their own darn fault anyhow, if they just prayed enough then God would heal them, they just don't pray hard enough.

But never fear, George W. Bush has a plan for dealing with all these gimps and paralyzed people. See, George W. Bush is, like, Jesus's second cousin, right? So here's the deal. After our Lord and Savior, George W. Bush, causes all these paralyzed gimps and cripples to be thrown out onto the streets, then He shall walk amongst them and touch each on the shoulder and say "Rise, and sin no more", and guess what, they'll all get up and walk! And get jobs like real people!

Boy, I'm glad we know THAT, now. Because I sure wouldn't want to live in a nation that just threw paralyzed and crippled people out onto the streets to die, right? Right?!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Postscript: Kangaroos. Penguins. This Vast Left Wing Conspiracy sure is into bestiality, hmm? What next, Senator Santorum's dog or Senator Cornyn's box turtle? Boy, I bet *they* really have some tales to tell, eh?

Posted by: BadTux / 2/25/2005 12:07:00 PM  


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